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Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60483) - you deserved it (2724)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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