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Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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aww im sorry
but congrats on the no cancer!!!!

#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am by Elizabeth_495_xo

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well congratulations on the news!!! :)
at least you have your whole life ahead of you to find a new man.

#7 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:14am by ohmygawdz

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