Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
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_cheeseballs 0
Sorry to hear about that.. **** them, both. Not in the sense of physical contact. Get rid of 'em.
lyndis_fml 0
What an ass. Both parties have to agree in order for a relationship to show up on FB. Your friend and your ex are both assholes.
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_cheeseballs 0
Sorry to hear about that.. **** them, both. Not in the sense of physical contact. Get rid of 'em.
springbirder 0
THEN THE BIG BAD WOLF SAID TO THE LITTLE PIG, "I WILL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" MAGICAL CLOCK SOARING THRU THE SKY TELLS ME THE TIME OF THE CACTUS + ANTELOPE. OBAMA IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVAAA!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lozza 0
Lol wut the heck are you saying Seriously. What?
pineapples_fml 5
43- F your life. Seriously, just end it all now. to the OP: I have to admit, I laughed pretty hard at this. But why the hell is this girl your 'friend'?
springbirder 0
48- watch yo mouth. you not even allow3d to vote yet. i voted 4 change. the 0-man said he would pay ma taxes n tuition n salary n birth control n othder stuff. WHAT CHANGE IS THIS. THEN THE CHAIR LOOKED AT THE OCTOPUS AND PLAYED A TRUMPET OVR THE HILLS CAUSE THE JABBERWALKIE AINT GONNA LIE BOUT NUTHIN. SHEEP WALKS IN AN SAYS SAYYYYYY WUUUTTTT???? YOU GOTTA DO WAT YO GOTA DO AND SOMEDAY OVER THE RAINBOW LIKE IN A PARLELLLL UNIVERSE THEIRS GOTTA SLEIEI ANDTEIE LWIOW LOLOLOL LAWL LAWL LAWL ALWL SOOAYYY WUUTTT OINK
Chad_Brisson 2
I'm going to guess your telling all these crazy fairy tales saying that obama's promises were fairy tales? While I don't keep up with politics I don't think he can take care of everyone in the country just yet. He has an economy to fix and paying peoples taxes for them won't help. Quite the opposite actually.
Dead_and_Gone 0
43 # r u high?
lolzforfun228 3
I notice that you all automatically assume that her friend knows that shes in a relationship with this guy.
Suekoff16 3
I'm guessing that was a time where you wanted a dislike button because that woulda been a first step of going postal on ur boyfriend and your friend
Shock98 0
#72: both people have to agree to be in a facebook relationship.. so yeah, it's right to assume that the friend knew
plutosaplanet 0
please someone hunt springbirder down. and God i hope you are still taking your birth control with or without help from the president bc i dont think i can handle any offspring of yours
Kenziechristinee 0
kill. the. bitch. seriously, that's such a bitch thing to do!! I would get revenge. egg her house, shoot him in the dick.
My2864 1
48- so just cuz its her ex means shes a bad friend for hooking up with him? how old are you? 16? get over yourself not everything someone else does revolves around you... also there called 'feelings' there aint shit you can do about it
missbadluk 0
Keyword: "FRIEND" If it's her friend when how the **** would she not know who her bf was????
TanzWolf 26
72- its still not acceptable... The guy still willingly went with this chick knowing he was in a relationship already
spiffles 0
Ummm....homicide is always an option!!
henriwatson 0
lol. is that because of #3395753?
NGM_47 0
#15...that FML was about suicide not homicide.
lolatyouhaha 0
#15, lol fail
MRS_JACOB_BLACK 0
definitly an uber fail
twilightfann23 0
Oh sh.t that sucks.
lyndis_fml 0
What an ass. Both parties have to agree in order for a relationship to show up on FB. Your friend and your ex are both assholes.
pastrychef_fml 0
good thing he's your exboyfriend now, you're better off without him
blue8795 0
Yeah, I'd have to agree. Maybe you should 'like' the fact that you got pawned off the bastard onto a terrible friend. Two birds.
AnnStarfire 0
Carving knives are your best friends.
unholyfury 0
#6 ftw
RPGod 0
Go Lorena Bobbit on him
leos1991 0
Wat a bitch
xHaniffax 0
did you "Unlike" it when you realised it was your boyfriend?
NGM_47 0
KILL HER!!
bb1_00 0
FYL just forget about him and move on... and just dnt have friend like that anymore ....