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Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10714) - you deserved it (61179)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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