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Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..
Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*
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Friday 12 December 2014