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Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Acneface - Sent from mobile version

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That's the secret to proactive.

It shapes your eye brows and cuts your hair.

#1 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:08am by hypothetically

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Would you rather him say, "I'm glad you finally got your eyebrows waxed. Those things were starting to look like caterpillars."?

Us guys don't know about every little thing that you girls put into stuff like this, we just know that you did something. All we really notice is that something about you is prettier.

#7 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:43am by Ra

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