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Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33754) - you deserved it (3536)

On 06/27/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Acneface - Sent from mobile version

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