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Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
Next time pick up your shit. Its not hard to go unnoticed. you could have used your foot. Not the waiters fault.
My immediate response would be, "No thanks, I'm straight."
Helps cover your ass and punish the waiter, all in one.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 September 2014