Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

by Otherguy / 11/18/2008 at 2:36am / Love

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  • Next time pick up your shit. Its not hard to go unnoticed. you could have used your foot. Not the waiters fault.

    #6 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:10pm by Shallow_Padentic

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  • My immediate response would be, "No thanks, I'm straight."

    Helps cover your ass and punish the waiter, all in one.

    #16 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:29am by Jari

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