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Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by that1guy (man) - United States (Michigan)

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So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:34pm by FrostyNorth

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yeah that's really fucked up.

in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:41pm by chiaro

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