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Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83619) - you deserved it (3661)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by that1guy (man) - United States (Michigan)

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