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Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18222) - you deserved it (188046)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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I hope youre exaggerating when you say you actually yelled at him for that.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:02pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

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sucks to be married to you...

#3 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:03pm by fmlsarah

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