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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (188231)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada

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And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:05pm by andelizastrin

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that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:05pm by reallychick

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