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Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)

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Common sense should have been used here: Keep out of reach of children.

#3 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:35am by riii

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That is so awful. Why the hell did you leave something that important where your five-year-old could get at it?? Why was she not informed that this was an absolutely hands-off item? Why was she beaming? There is so much wrong with this. Your poor, poor grandmother. :(

#8 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:37am by kellster

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