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Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36570) - you deserved it (3380)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by skreweduP (woman) - United States

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That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.

#9 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:36am by Glam

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What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"

#5 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:24am by Syoungblood07

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