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Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30553) - you deserved it (2390)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by skreweduP (woman) - United States

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Uhm how is glancing at someones page creepy? If you don't want people to check it, don't add them. Simple as that.

#16 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:53am by Aelaena

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What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"

#5 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:24am by Syoungblood07

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