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Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (2168)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by skreweduP (woman) - United States

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