Don't say that! Your Hogwarts letter might not arrive.

No it wasn't. The correct answer is to ask her questions a long the lines of "how long have you been in the market for a pen?" Or " what kind of pen are you looking for?". Then use her answers to try and sell her the pen.

^That wouldn't convince me to buy a pen at all.

He's buying a pen here, not a house.

"What kind of pen are you looking for?" "Oh I don't know, one that writes would be nice."

At least the boss laughed. Maybe OP made a fast recovery after his epic fail.

Now I want to watch the movie just to understand the joke. :( I hate feeling left out lol

#13, you clearly haven't heard of the Alcubierre Drive. Read a science journal.

Might if been better if he compared the pens and gave reasons why the one he wants to sell is superior, or just try to sell him a second pen.

your profile pic is excellent with your responses lol

I literally just watched the scene from the movie just to understand this.

Hey if it's a pen they'll be writing their name with, they're going to want one that looks good when doing so. Like the gel point or fine tipped pens. If you got a business going you'll want an impressive signature :D

You have to watch it it's a great movie

best kind of pen

#21. Seriously?!!! People are never in the market for a pen.

Plz don't down vote me for this but what's "Wolf of Wall Street"?

its a movie

A little bit of both pretty much

Brazzers :)

People watch movies.

apparently he does not

It seems I have not learnt the ways of sarcasm yet...I suppose I will go sit in a corner now and think about my actions....

Yes he was

explains leos life a little too accurately..

it came like a wreaking ball :p

I'm going to roll you off a cliff and laugh, as you fallll!