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Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML


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On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

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well if u were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

#1 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:21pm by shanemomo

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Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

#4 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:22pm by leagan66

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