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Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML
well if u were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.
Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.
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Monday 1 September 2014