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Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62483) - you deserved it (4782)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:04pm - love - by adderallgirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.

#5 - On 06/12/2009 at 5:17pm by dantheman931

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Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down

#10 - On 06/12/2009 at 5:19pm by suckager

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