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Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.
Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014