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Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38370) - you deserved it (5447)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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