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Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Don't you love embarrassing family?

#1 - On 06/12/2009 at 2:11pm by Brandy_RazorSpan

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If you had acted on it, this could have been an epic icebreaker. Embarassing for a short time, yes, but it gives you a great way to start talking to him. I wish this would happen to me.

#2 - On 06/12/2009 at 2:11pm by dmmd8686

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