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Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50514) - you deserved it (4604)

On 06/05/2009 at 10:14pm - love - by Baby_girl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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If it was genuine, you'll hear about it again!

#1 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:47am by Inspired22

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They say ppl speak the truth while drunk so you'll most likely hear about it again.

#4 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:53am by lostboy910

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