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Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (59070) - you deserved it (7531)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:36pm - love - by Kate (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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wow what a dick, guys should appreciate having a girl who isnt constantly watching their weight and should love their girl no matter what she decides to eat

#1 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:44pm by vitaminsandminer

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i agree, i don't think that #1 was wrong at all. us girls should be able to eat whatever we want. guys always complain that we always pick at our food and that we never eat. and when we finally do they complain about that! make up your minds!

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:57pm by radiantxxreality

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