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Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50806) - you totally deserved it (4085)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Haha, he got butthurt, don worry it to much.

Fuck modern technology and these modern times, when you don't answer your cell hell breaks loose.

#1 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:11am by Ren0W

i know right. i miss a lot of calls and my phone doesnt always show missed calls, and hecka people get pissed at me. it's hecka annoying.

#76 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:25am by xl0ve5x

Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:18am by mk_03

Sensing more than a little insecurity on his part...

#3 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:27am by Evie

At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text.

Fuck This Moment for you ...

FHL.

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:38am by Mattyknows

#1 you are more than right.

#5 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:45am by alotta_fachina

okay, if he's asking you to prom via TEXT MESSAGE - he's not worth it.

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:29am by actressinpink

i agree with 7. asking through text is one of the most unclassiest ways to do it. and then proceeding by calling you fattie? you should be happy youre NOT going to prom with him. hes a bit two-faced if you ask me!

#8 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:46am by jennaleighhh

like everyone else has said i don't think he's worth it but if you really like him you should call him back and explain what happened

#9 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:38am by roflcoptin

yeah but you can make him feel guilty too
just imagine this:
This weekend I finally decided to ask this girl I like to prom. I sent her a text asking, and when she didn't answer I texted, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." I then found out that she had spent the weekend with her grandmother and I am now without a date. FML

#10 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:39am by rorygilmore07

Sounds like your crush is awfully impulsive and selfish. I'd text back/call back (or better yet, if they're the timid type) go face-to-face and sweetly inform them that you would have (emphasis on the past tense) loved to go with them but . . . you're sort of glad you accidentally left your phone behind because now you see their true nature and are glad you didn't waste your time.

#11 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:53am by everythingtold

Uh you should of answered.... And thank you #9. That's reasonable.

#12 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:45am by fatblackman

Just wanted to say that #4 is great.

#13 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:47am by Rackergen

Don't go to prom with boys that ask you out via text. If they got a pair they'll ask in person.

#14 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:20am by izhar

If thats what he does if you don't say immediately yes to prom, just think how he'd respond if you didn't say "yes" immediately upon his asking to have sex with you

#15 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:32am by Brox

Yeah if he asked you to the prom in text message, then he's not worth it. Clearly he's too insecure to ask you in person.

#16 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:47am by NorfolkDude

Who asks to have sex anyways? ^_~

#17 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:47am by Ren0W

wow
glad to see he's man enough to ask you in person!

#18 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:00am by lovely_189

#12 She would have answered... but she left her cell at home. She didn't know he texted until afterwards.

#19 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:08am by wolfy

ever heard the saying "you can't text message break up"?
well it applies to asking out too :P
he sounds mad immature, especially to call you a fatty. what an idiot.

#20 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:16am by interventions

LOLfats ;)

#21 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:43am by greenman

#4 hahaha. YES.

#22 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:10pm by inkstains

not a big deal, just tell him what happened and if he's worth it he'll understand.

#23 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:22pm by Acesarcasm

If he really likes you then he wouldve asked you at school or in another way until you answered

#24 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:34pm by thatrocker

he's not worth it if he calls you a fattie

#25 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:34pm by njfbafopqefrj

You should be thankful. He's obviously a bitch.

#26 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:50pm by meaganwas

I would actually disagree about asking out over text. my bf asked me out via text message, simply because we weren't gonna see each other for a while and we were texting anyway, so he just asked me out. and he's certainly not a coward. but I think if this guy calls you names when you don't answer, then sounds like he IS a coward.

#27 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:55pm by cariebear

You dodged a bullet. Move on.

#28 - On 03/07/2009 at 2:14pm by jojo1031

#1- Tell me about it. Nothing was worse than when I was dating my ex was when she was constantly sending me text messages and if I missed my phone going off she would go absolutely ballistic.

#29 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:23pm by TheCrow471

Hahaha. aww that sucks, but it was pretty funny :)

#30 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:27pm by lalala454

fattie?

douchebag

its fatty.

learn how to spell

#31 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:08pm by fmlnojutsu

Ew, who asks a girl to prom by TEXT?! Back in my high school, guys planned out elaborate schemes to ask out girls to prom! He's def not worth it if he can't even ask you in person at the very least!

#32 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:11pm by omgepiphany

wait, whats wrong with asking via text? i know that i hate talking on the phone, whats so wrong with that? i really think it is starting to become somewhat acceptable, and in a couple years it will be totally acceptable. or maybe i should just say "oh, kids these days!"

#33 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:01pm by smm

fattie? Are we in 3rd grade. Hun you deserve better and you want an awesome prom right? Go find prince charming and forget that guy.

#34 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:06pm by tannerk

i was laughing sooooo hard when i read this lol

#35 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:59pm by fukmylife101

He sounds like a two-faced prick. Don't go with him even if he asks again.

#36 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:35pm by Amkii

Yeah he's a douche, I've never met anyone who treats "no reply" as "no"

#37 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:43pm by jthm_guitarist

Wow. That's really immature.

#38 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:17pm by stfuxxn00b

#27, you and your now-boyfriend weren't going to see each other for a while. if he asked her to prom, they probably go to the same school and would have seen each other that week. He could have waited 2 days.

Lamest prom-proposal ever. Get over him, fast. Major loser.

#39 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:00pm by Ibeapirate

I'm wondering if the second text was in response... not to a failure to answer, but to an insulting reply sent by a family member.

#40 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:45pm by fuzzyface73

first off, really asking you with a text? Guys need to be a little more creative when they ask you to prom. i mean at least a phone call. don't worry about it, the guy seems like an ass.

#41 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:33am by ohlife

wow, how immature for a 18-year old. I'm sorry you had a crush on a guy like that.

#42 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:56am by youareindeepshit

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

#43 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:00am by KingMissile9

This is WIN your life; you just dodged going to your prom with a jerk.

#44 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:25am by musu

I feel your pain

#45 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:35pm by Chronic_Diarrhea

No one changes their mind from "beautiful" to "fattie" that quickly. Combined with the fact that he can't figure out that there are reasons that people can't return text messages proves definitively that this guy is a first class douchebag and that YOU have wayyy better people to spend your time with. =)

#46 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:58pm by kt20

lol insecurity :D
he freaked when he didn't get an immediate "YES OMG ILU" so he's probably either an arrogant, full-of-himself jerk, or he has NO self-confidence and was just really insecure about asking you.
he asked you in the first place though, so he probably really DOES think you're attractive, and "fattie" is such a default insult for a guy to call any girl, because it pretty much always hurts even when it's OBVIOUSLY not true.

#47 - On 03/08/2009 at 8:20pm by lolcakes

do you have brothers or sisters that like to mess with you? check your sent messages, maybe they sent something nasty to your crush while you were gone.

#48 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:49pm by dg72592

Hopefully you're turned off by that second immature text enough not to give a shit about him now anyway.

#49 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:41am by silentfirefly

who asks someone to prom through a text?

#50 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:36am by beardsnbicycles7

Hahaha

#51 - On 03/09/2009 at 5:35am by phantomsmokes

perhaps grandma texted him something back.

#52 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:33pm by scb197

That guy is a child for reacting like that

#53 - On 03/09/2009 at 8:15pm by snkybstrd

giiirL- he ain't worth it anyways! i sure hope you explained yourself to him.

#54 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:24pm by MiSZ3MilYx3

what an insecure asshole. first of all asking you OVER A TEXT and second of all calling you a name when you didn't respond. wow. that's lame.

#55 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:29pm by linzhart333

maybe if you lose some weight he'll take you back

#56 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:27pm by jpabely

hahahahha what a prick. he asked u with a text message????
LOL

#57 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:00am by xxmsp91

You dodged a bullet! You should be happy you avoided a major jerk. :P

#58 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:31pm by BloodWolf

I can't stand when someone freaks out on me because I haven't answered my text message within a five minute time range.

- sigh. -

It seems it happens everywhere.

#59 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:52am by ceightlin

aww, im sorry.
that's so mean of him.

#60 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:43am by _waddup

just because you didnt reply right away?
wtf thats so harsh..

#61 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:09pm by aploytxt

Wow, talk about bitterness.

#62 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:23am by Pandarsenic

forget him, he's an ass if he's so impatient

#63 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:08pm by halapalu

What a jerk. If he's that immature, and he's eighteen - he's technically an adult. That's sort of scary. You deserve better, girl! Go out with someone else.

#64 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:09pm by spockezri

That's really depressing. He's an insecure douche.

And because I read #64, I've noticed that people tell people "you deserve better" even when they don't know what they've done in life or who they've fucked over.
Of course there's always the "No one deserves that."
But can NO ONE reeeally deserve something.

Anyway. It's better that you found out that he's a dick now rather than later.

#65 - On 04/05/2009 at 3:20am by wickedsick

Seriously? He totally should have called! What's next? Texting marriage proposals? That wasn't the least bit romantic! Shame on him.

#66 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:05pm by NoSunHere

did you ask why he delined afterward?

#67 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:31pm by ct

he just called u a fatty because he is sad that u didnt respond

#68 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:12am by just_a_teen_girl

HAHA, I swear people get soo mad when you don't answer text messages fast enough. And they don't even know if it's because of something important or not. Annoying. Don't fret over it too much.

#69 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:03pm by ashohh

That really sucks. Try explaining it to him?

#70 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:10am by 24788

he was a little (read: really) immature

#71 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:37pm by greeneggsnsam

he wasn't worth it anyway

#72 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:44am by Laughing_is_cool

I agree with 69. and not just cuz its #69 lol.

#73 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:26am by ReecesPieces

Your might-have-been prom date is rather bipolar. What happens when you take the relationship farther?

#74 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:54pm by Embarassment

that was actually lucky. atleast u dont have to go to prom with a jerk who is massively insecure.

#75 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:04pm by Vinya_777

Hahaha, i love the "fattie" part. But i'm sorry that does suck!

#77 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:35pm by bffsaslut2

Hey, I don't mind that he called me fattie. Also, I explained everything, and we are now going put.

#78 - On 08/18/2009 at 1:30am by nilnoc

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