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Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57161) - you deserved it (4973)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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