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Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71353) - you deserved it (6923)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:18am by mk_03

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At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text.

Fuck This Moment for you ...

FHL.

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:38am by Mattyknows

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