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Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16969) - you deserved it (41614)

On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Haha, i guess he thought you were adorable :)
If you smiled/laughed at it afterwoods. Then no harm done.

On the other hand if not; arkward situation.
I kindda need "episode #2" of this fml =/

#6 - On 05/26/2009 at 3:24am by Pirate_argh

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That's gotta suck... but maybe you should remember the swallowing mechanism for next time lol!

#2 - On 05/26/2009 at 3:11am by AquaRevolver

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