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Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12788) - you deserved it (29963)

On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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