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Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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He was in the right. It is so annoying when girls do stuff like that.
"Tell me why you love me"
You tell me why he is going out with you?

#6 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:08am by itsallover

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You picked the wrong boyfriend.

Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.

#5 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:07am by boatiebanter

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