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Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28970) - you deserved it (40090)

On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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