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Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55181) - you deserved it (5204)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by f*** (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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