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Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59205) - you deserved it (5558)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by f*** (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Oooh snap....

Well its not like you knew....

But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! =\

Its not your fault. <3

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:18am by RenoEnvy

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This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.

#4 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:23am by Seegtease

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