Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71225) - you deserved it (7111)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by f*** (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Top comments

Oooh snap....

Well its not like you knew....

But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! =\

Its not your fault. <3

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:18am by RenoEnvy

See in context

This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.

#4 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:23am by Seegtease

See in context



Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: