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By Cosmo - 29/07/2016 12:26 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I received an aggressive voicemail from a date asking why I was late. We were due to meet at 7pm - it was 1 minute past! FML

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:28

Hello huge red flag! I seriously suggest not having a next date, because this sounds like it is an indication of some very severe issues with control.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:28

Hello huge red flag! I seriously suggest not having a next date, because this sounds like it is an indication of some very severe issues with control.

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