Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

by Killme / 07/12/2016 at 10:10pm / Love

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  • I never knew how common pissing oneself due to fright or surprise is until this website.

    #8 - On 08/27/2016 at 3:32am by siggy_mcsigx

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  • Well, at least they didn't scare the shit out of you.

    #4 - On 08/27/2016 at 3:11am by Justy101

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