Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
by Killme / 07/12/2016 at 10:10pm / Love
Make sure your text complies with our rules
I never knew how common pissing oneself due to fright or surprise is until this website.
#8 - On 08/27/2016 at 3:32am by siggy_mcsigx
See in context
Well, at least they didn't scare the shit out of you.
#4 - On 08/27/2016 at 3:11am by Justy101
7606601 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA