Love: Today, I was sitting outside while my dad was mowing the lawn....

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By Omega - 30/04/2016 15:41 - United States

Today, I was sitting outside while my dad was mowing the lawn. He ran over a hornet's nest with several now-angry hornets. He escaped unscathed. I didn't. FML

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npforever 9

Monday 2 May 2016 5:16

Ouch! That must of been so painful. Sorry you had to go through that op! Hope you heal soon!

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abhig 14

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:44

Its ur time to take the punishment for your father's mistakes

npforever 9

Monday 2 May 2016 5:16

Ouch! That must of been so painful. Sorry you had to go through that op! Hope you heal soon!

rodrigun449 16

Monday 2 May 2016 5:33

Maybe your dad sees it as karma for not mowing the lawn instead.

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