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By Holy_MoFo - 30/04/2016 02:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I haven't had sex with my husband in over a year, but we're cruising craigslist too find a threesome to "spice things up." fml.
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Sunflora219 26

If you're going through with this, then it's a total "you deserve it."

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brewmasterg 34

You should work on your communication and fix your own sex lives before bringing other people into it. This is a potential recipe for disaster.

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Sunflora219 26

If you're going through with this, then it's a total "you deserve it."

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Sunflora219 26

Oh, but I forgot. There isn't a button for that anymore because FML has gone soft.

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brewmasterg 34

You should work on your communication and fix your own sex lives before bringing other people into it. This is a potential recipe for disaster.

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rldostie 19

This isn't going to work and only make things worse. If you need to spice things up, try some new positions or toys, not a third person.

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melaniaeviania 7

Only agree to a threesome if you're actually into having a threesome. If not, try different positions or making your own "movies" lol

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