Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML

by shotdown / 12/02/2015 at 3:45pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • I guess you can use the same excuse when he's sick now and if he objects bring up this.

    #4 - On 12/03/2015 at 4:27am by Kuibe

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  • Go on strike! You shouldn't even be around food/dishes if you're still contagious.

    #13 - On 12/03/2015 at 5:14am by gosh_mate

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