Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2015 at 12:10am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me

    #2 - On 08/01/2015 at 6:38pm by Koalax3

    See in context

  • "Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.

    #8 - On 08/01/2015 at 6:40pm by booze_n_bitches

    See in context