Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML
by tumbleshay / 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
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Superglue them all shut and then see how much she needs you!
#2 - On 03/21/2015 at 9:22am by fifi125
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She will also miss your ability to reach things on the top shelf.
#1 - On 03/21/2015 at 9:21am by Steve95401
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