Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
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So, I'm guessing there was no need for oil.
#2 - On 02/03/2015 at 8:50am by Devindelon
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Was it sexy?
#1 - On 02/03/2015 at 8:48am by icedexplosion
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