Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
by lonesome / 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him?
Who ended up sleeping on the couch?
#2 - On 12/15/2014 at 4:29am by jerryj
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At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.
#3 - On 12/15/2014 at 4:30am by xlord
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