Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

by sickyandiknowit / 11/08/2014 at 2:36am / United States (Oregon) / Love

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  • At least he is nice enough to do it when you can't smell.

    #1 - On 11/08/2014 at 12:30pm by matthewcald

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  • I know you can't smell it, but what kept you from hearing it? Surely he isn't a master of silent farts.

    #3 - On 11/08/2014 at 12:32pm by kinky44

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