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Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45046) - you deserved it (4739)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

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Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

#1 - On 09/01/2014 at 7:44am by FuckYourLife30

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She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

#3 - On 09/01/2014 at 7:46am by fantita495

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