Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

by wowzer / 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm / Puerto Rico / Love

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  • She sure sounds like a keeper

    #2 - On 08/28/2014 at 11:30pm by Liamj774

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  • 'Check please' or 'check if she's still breathing please'?

    #7 - On 08/28/2014 at 11:36pm by Earths_Venus

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