Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
by byebyeromance / 08/25/2014 at 9:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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If only you knew what happens when you fall asleep...
#3 - On 08/26/2014 at 6:58am by wes870
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People view romance in different ways. Your boyfriend views it through a 5-year-old's filter :P
#7 - On 08/26/2014 at 7:04am by Demoniq
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