By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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auro7 18

It's 4am, so tired I didn't notice it say when HE laughed I kinda skimmed the FML and read it as "I laughed". Thought OP was laughing at her boyfriend farting and then he got mad and spit on her. Well thanks for clearing that up.

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Damafia 19

He spit on her while he was laughing...say it don't spray it type of thing.

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auro7 18

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Damafia 19

He spit on her while he was laughing...say it don't spray it type of thing.

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auro7 18

It's 4am, so tired I didn't notice it say when HE laughed I kinda skimmed the FML and read it as "I laughed". Thought OP was laughing at her boyfriend farting and then he got mad and spit on her. Well thanks for clearing that up.

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octinate 17

At least he didn't fart during sex!

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184886837272837 32

Well I don't think it's reasonable to break up with someone because they farted. She also really shouldn't break up with him because he spit on her because that was an accident...

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van__hawthorne 12

People fart dude. It's not a deal breaker to fart or accidentally spit a little when you laugh. Smh

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stargirl_95 24

You would break up with someone over a fart? That's ridiculous and harsh. Have fun being single forever

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shay_serendipity 29

Wow, people on FML are always so quick to tell the OP to divorce or break up with someone.

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Octwo 16

Pretty sure she was referring to him acting like a two year old, not because he farted.

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van__hawthorne 12

All he did was laugh. Sometimes situationally farts are funny. It can be a little irritating when someone gleeks (sp?) on you but I don't think that automatically means he was acting like a two-year-old.

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Demoniq 25

People view romance in different ways. Your boyfriend views it through a 5-year-old's filter :P

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Enslaved 36

I hope it was he laughed so hard that some spit "accidentally" came out if his mouth and hit the OP and not how many people will interpret this FML as him clear his throat phlegm. Kinda like talking too close to a splitter. :P

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Mauskau 35

Nope, I'm sure everyone interpreted correctly.

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okudatwo 11

Nope, I'm pretty sure #8 is right. Who the hell would spit in someone's face on purpose?

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phoneaddict13 29

**** him hard!! let him feel your nice juicy nipples and that smooth ****** of yours omfg my friend just wrote that

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Mad_Or_Nah 13

why would you post it then,

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theorangecurls 18

Time to find someone who respects you more

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Mad_Or_Nah 13

He probably had one slip,since when is farting a sign of no respect,its a natural process of the body.

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brandoneyez1 25

Not romantic, and finds it funny to fart in front of his gf. Sorry OP you can do better.

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PinkishToe 9

What are they suppose to do if they ever live together? Not ever fart? That causes stomach pains, not worth it. Or leave the room every time he has too fart? That would get annoying. I understand the whole romance thing, but it happens. Time to get out of fantasy land

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