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Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33962) - you deserved it (4095)

On 08/25/2014 at 9:03pm - love - by byebyeromance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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If only you knew what happens when you fall asleep...

#3 - On 08/26/2014 at 6:58am by wes870

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People view romance in different ways. Your boyfriend views it through a 5-year-old's filter :P

#7 - On 08/26/2014 at 7:04am by Demoniq

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