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Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (4688)

On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

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He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.

#1 - On 08/25/2014 at 12:31pm by darlingdollie

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Is your boyfriend an 80yr old man with dementia?

#6 - On 08/25/2014 at 12:34pm by HitTheRoadJacK3

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