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Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (3147)

On 08/20/2014 at 1:01pm - love - by ithinkicanmakeit - Canada (Alberta)

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Well, shit happens.

#1 - On 08/20/2014 at 5:15pm by hereicomment

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"IT'S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA!!"

#9 - On 08/20/2014 at 5:20pm by 0void0

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