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Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33463) - you deserved it (11212)

On 08/08/2014 at 3:40am - love - by alisaav (woman) - Thailand

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Let's just hope he's a vampire.

#1 - On 08/08/2014 at 12:19pm by Welshite

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Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

#2 - On 08/08/2014 at 12:21pm by baseballbv

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