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Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44704) - you deserved it (5422)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Tell him that the next time you're not horny, he's not even allowed to help himself. Might give him better prespective.

#4 - On 06/21/2014 at 6:45am by A07

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Don't make him food when he's actually hungry. Problem solved.

#6 - On 06/21/2014 at 6:46am by shhhaaarrron

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