Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
by CorCelesti / 06/02/2014 at 10:00am / United States / Love
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Congratulations! And hopefully your husband sees things differently than your father
#1 - On 06/02/2014 at 12:34pm by ThatOneGuy719
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Could of been worse, could have been "The first person the police investigate in murder is the spouse. Tells you something about marriage."
#3 - On 06/02/2014 at 12:35pm by mpkpm
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