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Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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On 05/25/2014 at 1:46pm - love - by aww, such a nice guy. NOT (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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maybe explain that a relationship isn't a business. there shouldn't be "quotas" for sex. it should just happen when it happens.

#1 - On 05/25/2014 at 8:03pm by gabagabaheyu

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Introduce him to the "Fuck Off" quota.

#12 - On 05/25/2014 at 8:24pm by gracehi

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