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Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40866) - you deserved it (8120)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Do you want to fuck a snowman?

#2 - On 05/16/2014 at 11:06pm by cjwayy

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Just Let It Go...

#5 - On 05/16/2014 at 11:09pm by username53001

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