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Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51807) - you deserved it (7011)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

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1800-choke dat hoe

#1 - On 05/13/2014 at 7:39pm by harrypotter955

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She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice

#3 - On 05/13/2014 at 7:39pm by The_Big_Boss

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