Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

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  • He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.

    #1 - On 04/27/2014 at 3:27pm by Welshite

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  • It is false advertising. I like all breasts from a to d. My favorite ones are the ones I'm allowed to touch

    #5 - On 04/27/2014 at 3:28pm by The_Big_Boss

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