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Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.
It is false advertising. I like all breasts from a to d. My favorite ones are the ones I'm allowed to touch
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015