Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
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Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
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Top comments
cucumber10 9
If she is so rude as to delete a harmless friend invitation, then I think you might be better off. Good luck finding a new crush :)
gingaa96 18
Sorry bud.. Better luck next time
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gingaa96 18
Sorry bud.. Better luck next time
Adeptasaurus 12
Yea don't worry, there will always be a next time. She sounds like she wouldn't be fun to be with anyway OP
ineedagooduser 12
Sorry man, but it's alright. There's plenty of other girls out there.
cakefete2 30
Agreed. There are plenty of fish in the sea... Especially if you're into fish. That's how mermaids are born right?
SgtAssCheeks 21
I don't think humans can get fishes pregnant... Disney's gonna have to explain this one!
cakefete2 30
Sergeant Cheeks you've been promoted and given a new name. You are now Capt. Obvious.
cucumber10 9
If she is so rude as to delete a harmless friend invitation, then I think you might be better off. Good luck finding a new crush :)
sammyjanette 17
How is that rude? She doesn't have to be friends with him.
Saintdyn 9
If I didn't know someone I accidentally sent a friend request to. I'd probably explain it the same way the girl did.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
The rude part is that she explained that she didn't want to be friends with him in the first place. Though I guess it's hard to make that sound nice, unless she really deleted her friend request by accident.
julako 22
I like that she gave an explanation. she is honest. for me it would hurt much more if I would have been happy about it and maybe wanting to build up that friendship even though she wouldn't have been interested at all.
Mike_Sweatpants 9
breakinlegs 19
a no comment, comment!
TheGreatPotato 19
Oh shit, the NSA got him.
breakinlegs 19
Well then good riddance!
Sofia94_fml 15
well good for you, you don't wanna be friends with her if she's that rude
Saintdyn 9
She can choose who she wants as friends. For all we know Op did something to make her not want to be friends with her.
chutney_02 22
If she does that, then I doubt she's worth it. Lucky you getting rid of her!
mstoock 12
Yeah accidentally sending a friend request is an awful thing to do. Who would want to be friends with someone like that!
DeadPixel4 29
Sorry man, but if they did that, you could use a better friend anyway.
Attacksloth 33
She sounds like a miserable person. Not trying to patronize you, but you sound young, so you'll have plenty of chances to find someone who isn't a jerk. You're too good for her.
glabberfasted 16
Yeah, so miserable she can pick and choose who she wants to be friends with...
bellles 18
Well that's rude, forget her. You can do better than someone who would treat you like that .