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Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43630) - you deserved it (8605)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

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Get out of that. Now.

#1 - On 04/20/2014 at 8:02pm by coolcocoxxx

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She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.

#2 - On 04/20/2014 at 8:03pm by friedpwnadge

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