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Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

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On 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm - love - by snore - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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Which you then thanked your mother for inheriting her "superior genetics."

#1 - On 04/19/2014 at 8:50pm by skyeyez9

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Don't worry, she at least got the boob part wrong. Guys love all boobs!

#2 - On 04/19/2014 at 8:52pm by kinky44

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