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Man or woman?

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39784) - you deserved it (4166)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Better than no-one ... I guess :)

#1 - On 04/15/2014 at 8:15pm by SamSwebb

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Well look on the bright side...at least she is female.

#2 - On 04/15/2014 at 8:16pm by crazypplun1te

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