By gerontofuck - 15/04/2014 21:55 - Canada - Red Deer

Spicy
Today, I realized that the only woman who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML
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EvilLittleMan 23

Just imagine the pleasure she will give once she spits out those dentures.

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RomeyRich 22

im curious as to how you found that out

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91hayek 31

If I've learned anything from FML, it's that old people don't play by social convention. She probably grabbed his ass or turned up at his door with an open robe and nothing underneath.

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androtech 12

#35 Your answer made my day

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DemosthenesMB 13

Well, think of it this way; out of the many people she's met in her 70 years of living, you were one of the few who turned her on.

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worldclassrager 39

That's gross but it's better then no one I suppose

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kat_moore15 12

Hey! Go for it... Just get drunk or something... Everyone looks better when drunk. Even a wrinkly 70 year old.

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wiseKat99 13

Ah, that's, umm.... Well at least she's a woman!!!!

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