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Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44001) - you deserved it (6336)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Wise words. That kid is gonna grow up to be a wise monk. Time to move on..

#3 - On 03/28/2014 at 3:25am by iSativa

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Did you see this kid before? Like did he work there and might have seen you two together? Or was he just some punk who thought it would be funny to say and it turned out to be a strange coincidence....?

#2 - On 03/28/2014 at 3:24am by Jellybellybeanz

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