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Today, I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse, falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML

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If he didn't try and help you out he's a major douche canoe and we can all but wonder why you're still with him.

#3 - On 03/26/2014 at 1:18pm by kelseythompson

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Not only an "angered exit", but a stylish one at that. I don't know many people who could pull of such a brilliant exhibition of grace and poise. Oh, and dump the boyfriend.

#6 - On 03/26/2014 at 1:18pm by Welshite

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